Brow Raising News Story Of The Week

Preggers? Knocked up? Baby daddy drama?! The world wide web was up in arms this week when a magazine reported that the princess of Poughkeepsie (go marist!) was pregnant by her boyfriend of 1 year, Jionni Lavalle. Although Snooki denies the rumor, I can’t help but wonder why they would make these allegations when a week before they were reporting about her “drastic” weight loss? According to media outlets, Snooki’s Twitter posts about “cravings” & “feeling nauseous” were proof that she was knocked up. This coming from the girl who eats barrels of pickles on the TV show, jersey shore? Regardless of her stomach’s status, I have to give her big props for her drastically fuller brows – major upgrade!