Who needs the real deal, when you could have these! Trim & Proper’s new panties offer popular bikini line shapes, minus the hairy maintenance. Offered in 3 styles, you can choose from “the triangle”, “the landing strip” or “the postage stamp.” To use, simply wear the nude thong to disguise neglected areas (read: too much hair!), or use them on hair-free parts (after trips to Brazil!) to play the ultimate practical joke on your significant other (remember: hairy can be scary – especially to men!). If you’re not sure about reppin’ them for yourself, then save these panties for your next gag gift… we’re sure you’ll garner many giggles from them!