Happy President’s Day! Our list of the top 5 presidential brows.
#5. Abraham Lincoln
Bold. Black. Hazelnut. Lincoln kept his brows the way I like my coffee (<—that is a lie. I actually put a ton of cream & sugar in my coffee). Lincoln’s brows are such a prominent feature that you can even see them on the penny. The penny! Have you any idea how small a penny is?!
(it’s even smaller than this)
#4. Gerald Ford
Ford is able to pull off that super avant-garde, high fashion trend of bleached eyebrows. Throw on some shiny lipstick & you’ve got yourself an Alexander McQueen (rip) show.
#3. William McKinley
“I make serious faces.”
#2. Andrew Jackson
Andrew Jackson’s eyebrows look crazy, crazy, crazy. Perhaps they looked a little less gigantic & squiggly in real life, but I suppose we will never know as Andrew Jackson was invented before the camera was. There are only 3 other living entities in this world that have brows that compare to Jackson’s. One is that guy whose name I can’t remember, but I’m pretty sure he’s in fashion or maybe a journalist. He kind of looks like this guy (2/3):
& third, schnauzers!
#1. John Quincy Adams
Starring Marlene Dietrich in “The John Quincy Adams Story”