Is There A Thing as Too Much Brow?

I have nothing against a full brow—where would Brooke Shields have been in the 80s without her iconic thick brows?  Bushy, full brows have taken over the runways & city streets alike & personally I’m thrilled to see face-framing fullness over perpetually surprised arches.  Though I respect her trend-setting ways, it seems to me that Ashley Olsen has filled out to extremes.  Getting darker & thicker in recent years, Ashley’s now enormous eyebrows have become quite the conversation starter.  They would be brow-raising, if only she could lift those massive arches!  Ashley, I beg of you—get to your nearest Shobha & rescue your lovely features from the chaos!